elrowTown

You are never too old for that stuff! There’s a kid just wanting to play in all of us, so let it out. And if you really have to grow up, just grow up to be a bigger and more awesome chicken.

Give a lot, love a lot and live a lot. Keep your karma batteries full by keeping those hugs flowing and sharing your love like that wonderful crazy human you are.

Because dancing gets you flying off into your own little world, full of bliss and joy? That’s what’s the dance floor is for. The music is the magic that makes it all happen and powers the party.

In the farmyard, everyone just gets stuck in. Don’t be shy and don’t hide your awesomeness. This is the community of fun, laughter and everybody has to do their bit to get the party moving.

Yep, good sh*t does hit the fan and we want to be there when it does! Hey, we want to be the guys throwing it at the fan and spreading the fun.

We’re not too binary in my world. I mean, look at me, I’m a talking chicken human hermaphrodite... so imagine! So whatever shape, size, age or species you are, you can all rock on my farm. Aliens are welcome too.

Feel free to live the chicken life. Break out of your egg. I have love, madness and chicken feed for everybody. I can hear you clucking already!

Don’t forget to make sure our planet’s always happy and squeaky clean and remember it’s everybody’s job to take care of my farm for our future chicks.